Sunday, June 28, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The King is dead. I'm not sure his death is worth quite the amount of fan fare it's receiving at the moment but I guess I can understand on some level. Michael Jackson is the first Music Star I acknowledged as a Child. I had the Red Vest and a white glove. I remember singing Beat it, before it became a joke to do so. So for all the fans out there, let's remember the self proclaimed King of Pop.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Perez Hilton is a PUNK!
Perez Hilton is an idiot. He crys like a baby and he deserved to be popped in the eye, if for no other reason simply for how he treated Miss California, Carrie Prejean.
Watch him cry like a little b*&ch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCGWVZJ8HGQ
What an idiot.
Watch him cry like a little b*&ch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCGWVZJ8HGQ
What an idiot.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Shopping with women
Men's clothes are easy. Casual means, t-shirt and jeans/shorts. Business casual, semi formal, means polo or dress shirt with slacks. Formal is a suit or tux. It doesn't really get much more complicated than that.
Women's clothes on the other hand are in a whole other league of complexity. Style and fit seems to be more important then form or function. There does not seem to be the same tightly controlled structure as with men's clothing. A dress can be casual, semi formal or formal. Some outfits can be all three and some cannot. Some need to tied up and others need to hang loose. Sometimes everything seems like it just doesn't make any sense. Well that's coming from a males perspective.
I'm not sure if men's clothing should become more complicated or if women's clothing should be more uniform. Maybe well just maybe it is as it should be.
Cheers
Mike
Women's clothes on the other hand are in a whole other league of complexity. Style and fit seems to be more important then form or function. There does not seem to be the same tightly controlled structure as with men's clothing. A dress can be casual, semi formal or formal. Some outfits can be all three and some cannot. Some need to tied up and others need to hang loose. Sometimes everything seems like it just doesn't make any sense. Well that's coming from a males perspective.
I'm not sure if men's clothing should become more complicated or if women's clothing should be more uniform. Maybe well just maybe it is as it should be.
Cheers
Mike
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
3 tats NO PROBLEM, take a nap and I'll get you all fixed up.
This girl wanted 3 star on her face, but she fell asleep at the Tattoo Parlor. When she woke up, well you can see a few more than 3 stars were applied. Click Here for the full story.
6/24/09 We now know that this girl lied. She actually asked for all the stars in first place. Hey Bill does this make her a Pinhead!!!
6/24/09 We now know that this girl lied. She actually asked for all the stars in first place. Hey Bill does this make her a Pinhead!!!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Sports fans can be idiots
OK your team wins, it's an exciting time. I know if the Cubs win a series I'll be hanging from the scoreboard at Wrigley. But what's the deal with people rioting and burning shit in the middle of the street. What about a sports team wining a championship makes it seem acceptable to start fires and destroy things? I just needed to vent, I've seen this same kind of thing happen in Chicago when the Bulls won and even when the Sox won. Well Sox fans can't help themselves after all, their pretty much a bunch of classless ruffians and thugs.
Anyway, I just needed to vent.
Cheers,
Mike
Anyway, I just needed to vent.
Cheers,
Mike
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
First They Came!
When Obama came for the banks,
I remained silent,
I was not a banker.
I remained silent,
I was not a banker.
Then He came for the Auto Manufacturers,
I remained silent,
I did not manufacture automobiles.
Then He came for the transportation industry,
I did not protest,
I did not fly a plane or run a train or drive a truck.
Then He came for the food distributors,
I did not speak out,
I dealt not with food.
Then He came for the blue collar worker, (me)
There was no one left to speak out for me.
Original can be found http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastor_Martin_Niem%C3%B6ller
Hand Sanitizer infected with bacteria!
http://tinyurl.com/lrestb
I've been saying for a while now all the people who rely on this hand sanitizer crap need help, mental help. Now they may need medical attention as well.
I've been saying for a while now all the people who rely on this hand sanitizer crap need help, mental help. Now they may need medical attention as well.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Misc.
This blog is going to be for all the things I see, hear and think about that make me LOL, out loud.
Hope you enjoy it.
Hope you enjoy it.
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